Saki & Fairy

Saki

Chef | PhotographerShe is as ruthless with a camera as she is in the kitchen. Saki only wrangles the very best ingredients for her soup.

The Restauraunt

Plot | Ward | Neighbourhood | MalboroThe Lalasoup Restaurant is nestled comfortably in _____ and boasts the highest quality ingredients and kitchen equipment. All guests and volunteered are treated with the highest care and affection - provided they're on their best behaviour.

Fairy

Wife | HostessEqually as enthusiastic as her wife, she tends to patrons and volunteers with warmth and professionalism.

What's on the Menu?

NO LALAS ARE HARMED IN OUR ESTABLISHMENT.
We value our employees and volunteers! Please read the description below.Lalas, what are they? Often referred as a 'popoto', and wildly appreciated in many regions across Eorzea's history. While it is now considered as cannibalism by law, we all know there are secret Lalafell lovers hiding, lurking somewhere, just craving their juicy tender meats.It's tough to break this down to you, but it is illegal to consume them now and I must report you if you are one of them. But no worries! We have opened this restaurant just for you. By simply making the soup broth using Lala, we could extract the distinctive aroma that only Lalafells are capable of carrying, mixing the aroma with dodo meats, you will not believe it is not Lala!No Lalas have or will be harmed in my establishment. Chosen 'ingredients' will enjoy a hot bath in the pot. Vegetables such as carrots, celery, butternut and lettuce will be provided for Lalafells to wash themselves. Employees and volunteers have full control of the heat and are allowed to take breaks in between - in accordance with Eorzean law.

Bring Your Own LalafellBy bringing your own Lalafell, you are supplying us with your very own key ingredient! This saves our employees precious time and availability to serve our many hungry patrons!We won't ask where you got it, as long as you put it back.BYOL automatically earns your meal a 50% discount!

Placing an Order?

Please feel free to contact me if you have any questions or would like to make a reservation!The best way to get in touch directly is via Discord:

[Malboro]Saki#3638

"To our guests: We look forward to dining with you.

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To our volunteers: We look forward to dining with you."